Spam Call

”Hello sir, this is Sweta this side.”

“Sorry, which side?”

“ Am I speaking to Mr. Bomma…Sai.…vadaaa…”

“No, I am not he. My name is vadhan”

”Sorry sir, do you own a house?”

“What’s that got to do with my name?”

“Sir, I am the Sweta speaking from ‘The Worst Real Estate Company Ever’. Are you like to buy the house?”

”Are I what?”

”We have the villa, the apartments and the floors.”

”Glad to know they have floors. Generally, they all do have floors, you know.”

”Who sir?”

”The villas and apartments and such.”

”Ok, sorry.”

”No, no. No need to be sorry. In fact you should be glad they have floors. Difficult to step in if there are no floors and only a void. Anyway, what’s all this have to do with me?”

”You want sir?”

”a floor?”

”Yes, we have different sizes.”

”How’s that possible. The floor should match the rest of the place. I mean, cant have a Villa with the floor slipping out from under its door. Or worse, if the floor is of a smaller size, how do I walk inside the villa?”

”Thank you for the interest in a floor.“

”I am not…listen, if I buy it, it has to be the whole place, can’t just buy the floor.“

”One minute sir, since you have the doubt, I will transfer to manager. The manager, he will explain all about floor.”

”What’s there to explain, its a floor.”

Too late. The music indicates the call’s on hold. It lasts a few seconds.

“Good morning Mr. Bomma….Vadaaa”

”Does no one know to pronounce a name?”

”Yes sir, my name is Rohit.”

”We have three levels of floors, first, second and third.”

”Just the floor? What about the rest of the building.”

”Sorry sir. First floor is 2BHK, second floor is 3 BHK and the third floor is 1 BHK

”Oh, an apartment!”

”No sir, floor.”

I am thoroughly confused.

”We also have apartments.“

”What‘s a floor and what’s an apartment?”

”Yes sir.”

”Eh?”

“You want independent floor or apartment?”

The light’s dawning. He meant an independent floor as opposed to an apartment in a high rise.

”Not interested. I already have a villa.”

”Ok sir. Sell your villa.”

”What, why?”

”Buy a floor or apartment.”

”I don’t want it.”

A moment of silence. ”One moment sir.”

On hold again. Same music. The girl comes back on the phone.

“You not like to speak to manager, ok. Sell villa?”

”No! I don‘t want to sell my villa?”

”What, sir. All this time we talk. Please buy something.”

”What!?”

“We give discount sir.”

”One moment.”

My turn.

I handed the phone over to my wife. Mistake.

Now I have to go see the floor.

Retirement-What it means to me!

You know, when I first thought of the day I would retire, it was some abstract thing. Like death. One day, it’s going to happen. One day. Some day. Not today, not tomorrow, not the day after. Not anytime soon. I didn’t know what to think of it, though I did think about it.

Now, I’ve started to think ABOUT it. You know. What all does it mean? What are the implications? Am I going to sit down on the front porch, possibly in a rocking chair, legs up on the wooden rails, a glass of lemonade at my side and with a book in my hand? Or Am I going to sit with a bunch of guys reminiscing about days gone by? Or both? Am I going to bore the hell out of my poor wife? Or be a jumpy old man who resents the fact that no one really wants to work with him?

Questions.

Well, I have worked my way from start ups to the big fours. I am an author (an accomplishment that I really think is above all else). What am I going to do with my skills after retirement.

And then it dawned on me. I liked the thought. Actually, a revelation, like the one you get when sitting under a banyan tree and you then go around telling everyone about it and hope someone has the bent of mind to listen.

Except it came to me when I was pondering at my home office desk. The desk is made of wood. Don’t know which tree it came from.

Really.

Retirement is when I get a bunch of money from cashing out my statutory savings. Period. It’s a good thing but to me it means nothing else. Everything else is the way it is. I am going to do the two things that mean the world to me. Regulatory Compliance services and writing thrillers. One doesn’t feed off the other. In fact, the both of them keep me vibrant, energetic and when I get tired of one, the other rejuvenates me.

So, now I know what retirement means. Rejuvenation. A new beginning to do the things I wanted to do without the shackles of worrying about the future, about sales and numbers and getting kicked out. It isn’t about the rat race anymore. Yay!

Live in the present. In the moment. All the time. Now why would anyone have any form of trepidation about that, I ask ya…

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Its surprising how many people you find in this world ready to sink you with not a thought of how you helped them the float. It marvels me every time. It also horrifies me. I guess it is as good a reason as any on why I’ve lost all faith in humankind.

Rewind 50+ years earlier…

My father lived in this world for 28 years. In that limited time, he set standards for himself and for those around him that now, 50+ years after he is gone, people remember him with the respect and love he deserves. He died of a disease that had no cure back in the sixties. It’s called muscular dystrophy.

He started a cricket club a few years before he died when he was more boy than man. It is one of the oldest cricket clubs in the State of Andhra Pradesh and has been one of the founder members of the State’s Cricket Association. After my father’s passing away, owing to the fact that I was three months old, one of his ‘trusted’ friends was given management of the club by my father’s very young widow, to run and maintain the club until such time that he wanted to and then hand it over to me.

It should be mentioned here that this ‘trusted’ friend and his father came up to my father (who of course was a wealthy and titled gentleman), seeking livelihood. My father took them under his wing and then trained the boy to be a cricketer, a captain to his team and then the secretary of his club. This is important to note to understand what’s coming next.

Now, his son runs the club. By run, I mean, he sells the vote he gets to use for the election of the managing committee of the Andhra Cricket Association to the highest bidder during election time. I am told it fetches a tidy sum of money. All the laurels the club earned, of which I have photographs, trophies and shields, stopped with my father. When I stepped in to question this, after giving this blackguard a very long rope to straighten himself, he actually filed a case before the court stating that my father was never the founder of the club and that in fact I have no right to question him. He did not even know the hand that fed him nor did he care to acknowledge it.

And I say, no good deed goes unpunished. And bad deeds are generally fruitful. After all, its Kalyug, the last age. Yet, it never ceases to surprise me. I had helped a friend in need and he backstabbed me. My father helped a family thrive and they backstabbed him. I mean, the only good one can do for one’s self is for one’s self. Keep your loved ones happy, secure and together. That doesn’t guarantee a thing, I can give you personal examples of that too, but at least, they will stand by you when push comes to shove.

To end this story, I’ve picked up the gauntlet and I am going to do my damnest to get the club back and to conduct a cricket tournament within 15 months of winning the case. That’s a promise to Raja BSV Prasad from a son who doesn’t have a memory of him but would have loved to know him.

The Song So Strange

I watch. Is all I do.

The six Vyahritis of the Aditya and the six Pathaal of the Daitya

My story is not just of these worlds but all of it.

All of it!

The song is strange but it’s notes are strong

But, for how long? How long!

The locks of the song, are they strong? Do they rattle?

Even the Primordials as also the Guardians, are they corrupt?

Tis a tale of this, our last age,

Of all things decaying, all things…dulling…

Will be upon you. Upon us! You should know it…

About this strange song, and its terrible occupant

and his rending…

I watch. Is not all I do

I lied. I did!

I chronicled the Song’s tale with me pen

dipped in battlefield red, upon flayed skin

of martyred misfits!

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